To win Mets tickets post a detailed, thoughtful, somewhat offensive, sarcastic 'I love Jeffy Jeff' comment. Remember this is a SERIOUS competition and 2nd place is really just 1st loser.
Wednesday, June 11, 2008
Office Competition
To win Mets tickets post a detailed, thoughtful, somewhat offensive, sarcastic 'I love Jeffy Jeff' comment. Remember this is a SERIOUS competition and 2nd place is really just 1st loser.
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Hello Attention! It's me, the "GF" and I heard about this contest adn I've come to tell the truth. I can no longer lie.
I'm here to tell the truth about Jeff's late-ness.
It's because of me he is late, not the subway as I hear he so claims everyday.
Each and every morning I make him try on three outfits before he leaves the house. I cannot let him lose the crown of "best dressed" he so valiantly earned at Villanova. The King of the Blogosphere has to dress like a King!
And Naomi, if you keep calling him pet names like Jeffy Jeff, I will hunt you down and punch you in the head!!
You've been warned.
Someone in this office (or more likely "working" from home) just wasted more time writing what I can only assume was meant to be a witty comment, than could ever be attributed to my alleged "lateness." Though I'm sure the culprit will be right out the door at 6:02 (or rolling over and going back to bed) and have no time for an appropriate response!
Thanks for wasting all our time.
regards,
the king
PS - If this post was not made by Jim (or Jake) I apologize for the harshness of my humor. Otherwise - suck it!
the reason i love jeffy jeff is very simple, really it is.
i wish i could tell you a fantastically romantic tale of a whirlwind office romance involving catnip corner and buffalo wild wings. alas, i cannot.
the truth be told, jimmy wells was my first office love. when he began using that terrible M word in relation his OOFGF, i moved on to that good looking david weller. however, i am just not cool with home wrecking when children are involved...
enter jeffy jeff!
it makes sense really. and besides, our tans look so good together down on the jersey shore.
Mets tickets in exchange for racking my brain for something nice to say about this goof-ball?
Not exactly the deal of the century, is it?
my love for jeffy jeff began when we took a stellar picture together at the office holiday party and i realized that we are a match made in olan mills heaven.
i'd also like to say for the record that the above comment by one'mike h.'has been disqualified. evidence has surfaced that he was indeed intoxicated and rocking out to biz markie while posting.
While I spend relatively little time with Jeff (we just don't run in the same circles) I must say that over the past six months of watching him work -- pitching, posting, linking and especially seeding -- I have been truly impressed. He can work a con call like nobody's business. And, don't even get me started about his expertise in report generation. Can anyone say TCS report?
That time we spent in JMac's subcompact, driving up to see the wrestlers in Connecticut will stay with me longer than one can imagine (and certainly longer than I would have hoped).
What do I like about Jeff? Hmmm...I admire his head of hair, his perma-tan, his flip flops, and most of all, his ability to stay on the music industry product and swag lists long after I've been purged.
In short Jeffry, we love you -- now get outta here.
Oh, and if I win the tix, I know who I'm asking to attend with me! Hint: he's the king of the blogosphere.
So, do I win?
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